Freeman's Mind： Episode 33-nxXrYOnFLEk.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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So, what are my options here?

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I could shoot down every one of these tentacle things individually,

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but then they would puke up so much, this ramp would turn into

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a Slip 'N Slide of blood, and I just washed that off of me.

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Again!

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What I want to do is lay that satchel charge in here and watch these things blow up.

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But, call me old-fashioned, but I'm still squeamish

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about setting off explosives underground.

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I'm sure the studies show--oh, look, ammo.

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[teleportation sound] Ow, shit!

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[vortigaunts charging] I'M BOXED IN!

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[shuddering]

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PISS OFF!

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[shuddering]

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YEAH, THAT FISH IN A BARREL TRICK DOESN'T WORK SO WELL

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WHEN THE FISH HAS A SHOTGUN, DOES IT?!

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Well, that was interesting.

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Looks like the aliens are taking a page from the military's book.

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The military put soldiers in a box to pop out of,

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the aliens wait out of the box for me to go into.

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And it worked!

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Tactical combat is strange, man.

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No wonder people have to train so much for this stuff.

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Ah, "Wet Floor". Thank God for that sign.

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That is the number one hazard around here: wet floors.

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Whoa, shit, these floors ARE wet.

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I bet a higher percentage of janitors survive this mess

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[strange chittering noises] more than any other type of employee.

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[strange chittering noises] If they were holding a mop,

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[strange chittering noises] they already had a weapon in their hands,

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[strange chittering noises] they know the entire building,

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[strange chittering noises] and they have the keys to everything.

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[strange chittering noises] What the hell was that?

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[strange chittering noises]

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[strange chittering noises] I saw something in the water.

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[strange chittering noises] And these annoying fucking chittering noises

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[strange chittering noises] don't inspire confidence

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[strange chittering noises] that everything's fine.

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[strange chittering noises] That and it smells like mildew down here

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[strange chittering noises] so you know that--

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[teleportation sound] Oh!

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[vortigaunt powering up] Wait! No!

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[shuddering]

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[strange chittering noises]

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[strange chittering noises] Oh my God! That is SO unfair,

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[strange chittering noises] attacking while I'm distracted!

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[strange chittering noises] You're acting like

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[strange chittering noises] you're trying to kill me!

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[strange chittering noises] What is wrong with everyone?

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[strange chittering noises]

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[strange chittering noises] I am finding it disturbing how little

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[strange chittering noises] I'm seeing aliens fight the soldiers

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[strange chittering noises] or soldiers fight the aliens.

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[strange chittering noises] Everyone is trying to kill me

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[strange chittering noises] and unarmed civilians.

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[strange chittering noises] How dysfunctional is that?

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It's like if they think if I die, all their problems will magically be solved.

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What are they thinking?

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When the Japanese invaded Pearl Harbor,

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was our first priority to send the troops in

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to start killing off all the remaining dockworkers?

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No! It wasn't!

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Whoa, that looks dangerous.

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And it's refreshingly non-subtle.

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Okay, people, let's hear options. MacIntyre, you first.

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"Well, I don't really want to get back in the water this quarter.

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"For starters I just killed a shark, okay?

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"And I saw something swimming down there.

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"So, how can that be good?"

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Knox, what do you think?

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"Ah, see, I thought of that, too, but the Big Gaping Hole Strategy is flawed

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"due to the ragged chunks of metal surrounding it.

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"No, gentlemen, I think there's only one course for our company.

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"Allow me to demonstrate."

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Yeah, I'd like to see a fish do this.

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I think this proves that, in addition to aliens, I am superior to fish as well.

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There's--dammit...!

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[underwater mumbling]

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I'm starting to get pretty sick of all this swimming--aaaah!

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I don't think this suit's really designed for it.

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I'm all waterlogged.

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I can't have that. That's how Bruce Lee died; too much water in his brain.

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Of course, I don't think that happened to him from swimming,

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it was painkillers or something.

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But then, hey, look at me.

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I am the Bruce Lee of physics.

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Wickazhaw!

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Oh, look, there's somebody over there.

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[bullsquid grunts, spits]

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[bullsquid grunts, spits] No, hey, I wasn't looking at you!

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WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!

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[teleportation sound]

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What?

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I JUST KILLED YOU!

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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

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Okay, no more making COPIES of yourself after you're dead!

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You should've learned about that in school.

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Hey, what's this do?

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[klaxons sound] Uh-oh.

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[klaxons sound] Um, off... OFF!

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[klaxons sound, machinery starts up]

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Wait, I was supposed to stop pressing strange buttons, wasn't I?

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I haven't learned anything.

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Oh, is that all it did?

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That's not so bad.

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What is this?

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Knowing us, I bet these machines serve no other purpose than to crack nuts.

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That button says "Generator" but, give me a break.

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Why would you have two sets of ENORMOUS pistons slamming into each other like that?

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It's obvious what's going on here.

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It's the same as the crate-smashing room.

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If we don't spend a billion dollars one year,

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then we don't get a billion dollars the next year.

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And if we don't get a billion dollars the next year,

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then we have to go and spend more money on lobbyists to get the laws changed

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so we get our billion dollars the year after that.

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And nobody wants that because then we might have to compete with other lobbyists.

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We could get into a bidding war. That's how democracy works.

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On the other hand, the nutcracker room here is a sure thing.

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I make fun of it, but in the long run, it's probably faster and cheaper

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just to build the giant nutcracker, write it off and be done with it.

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BAH!

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There we go.

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Man, if I had known about this place earlier,

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I would've been tempted to get a dead pig,

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dress it up in a lab uniform,

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then throw it into the crushers here.

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Freak everybody out.

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You wouldn't be able to identify a damned thing without a lab report.

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The pig would probably be drained of blood, though,

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so I'd have to pick up some donor packs from Eddie to do it right.

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[teleportation sound]

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[bullsquid spits]

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JESUS CHRIST!

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THAT WAS HELLA CLOSE TO ME!

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ANOTHER FOOT, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN INSIDE ME!

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[shudders]

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Maybe that's what the crushers are for.

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For when those things teleport inside your head and you become a walking xenomorph.

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They provide a nice easy way for you to kill yourself.

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Like "The Fly"!

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"Help meeeee..."

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[vortigaunt powers up] No, not you, dammit!

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Your help isn't any help at all!

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You're just breaking things.

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I can do that!

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AND I COULD DO IT BETTER!

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Oops.

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Uh...

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That was to prove a point.

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Guess nobody needs that computer now.

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I wonder if I just screwed somebody using our network.

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Network errors are lame.

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They're always "404!" or "503!"

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Why can't there be "Error 482 - Somebody shot the server with a 12-guage.

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Please contact your administrator."

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Oh, uh.

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Quiero un poco de drogas. ¿Donde estan? Tengo dinero.

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SCIENTIST: Gordon Freeman, it is you, isn't it?

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SCIENTIST: The Science Team has been tracking Oh, you speak English. Even better.

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SCIENTIST: your progress with the Black Mesa Security System.

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SCIENTIST: Unfortunately, so has the military.

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SCIENTIST: That suit of yours is full of tracking devices.

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What?

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SCIENTIST: Still, it's better than going naked in this place.

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SCIENTIST: It's cold in there and you'll have to hurry. "Tracking devices"?!

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SCIENTIST: It could sap your suit power in a matter of moments.

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I'M BEING TRACKED?!

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SCIENTIST: If you're bent on reaching the Lambda Complex,

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SCIENTIST: then you'll want to keep No...

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SCIENTIST: to the older industrial areas where the security system is full of holes.

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What?

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SCIENTIST: It's worked for me... so far.

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No, shut up, shut up.

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What the hell is this? I have tracking devices on me?

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No wonder everyone keeps popping out to kill me!

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Why could no one else be bothered to tell me this?

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You said everyone's monitoring me.

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That means everyone's in on this.

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I... I'm going to need a minute to think about this.

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Okay, YOU get to live.

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That's about all I've decided so far.

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So no worries. You're good.